The Blahs

If I were to have sung the little song John-Heath and his classmates sing each morning this is how it would have gone today. Sung, of course, to the tune of “London Bridge”.


What’s the weather like today? Like today? Like today?
What’s the weather like today?
Today is...

Dreary.
And cold.
And rainy.


Which is making me feel dreary.
And cold.
And rainy (if that word can be used to describe nasal conditions).