1918 - 2013
Are birth control pills deductible?
DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work.
Our son was married in January. Five months later his wife had a ten-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?
DEAR WONDERING: The baby was on time, the wedding was late.
I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?
SAM IN CAL.
DEAR SAM: Yes. Run for public office.
What inspires you most to write?
DEAR TED: The Bureau of Internal Revenue.
I've been going steady with this man for six years. We see each other every night. He says he loves me, and I know I love him, but he never mentions marriage. Do you think he's going out with me just for what he can get?
DEAR GERTIE: I don't know. What's he getting?
My boyfriend is going to be twenty years old next month. I'd like to give him something nice for his birthday. What do you think he'd like?
DEAR CAROL: Never mind what he'd like. Give him a tie.
When you are being introduced, is it all right to say, "I've heard a lot about you"?
DEAR RITA: It depends on what you've heard.
I am forty-four years old and I would like to meet a man my age with no bad habits.
DEAR ROSE: So would I.
Even Dear Abby'd say the same!