I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die!
Oh, wait! It wasn't an old lady, but a slightly less than middle-aged one who, in a manner somewhat out of character, threw her head back and laughed heartily at something her daughter said - only to have some blankety-blank-blank bug decide to take the evening tour of her throat at that exact moment!
Goodnight, people. I have a bug making its way through my innards and I may wretch. You don't want to be around for that.