Tuesday, July 12, 2011

There Was An Old Lady...

...who swallowed a fly.

I don't know why she swallowed the fly,

I guess she'll die!

Oh, wait! It wasn't an old lady, but a slightly less than middle-aged one who, in a manner somewhat out of character, threw her head back and laughed heartily at something her daughter said - only to have some blankety-blank-blank bug decide to take the evening tour of her throat at that exact moment!

Goodnight, people. I have a bug making its way through my innards and I may wretch. You don't want to be around for that.

1 comment:

Heather said...

Oh my goodness, Tyla, are you sure?? I love that story but would not like to be in a real life reenactment! Now don't go and swallow any spiders! :)